What is the rush to get to Christmas? It just means a mad rush to an awkward looking cake.
Stores and business are forcing the general public to accept Christmas earlier and earlier just to fleece Americans from their hard earned $$$$. Editors Note: Please buy your christmas tree next year from Tylers Trees NYC (www.tylerstreesnyc.com). We are a highly professional and skilled laborers dedicated to bringing Holiday Glee.
However, just like most big Holidays, Christmas is alot alot of hype. As a young lad, it is a holiday that parents would leverage and invigorate the fear machine so that kids would do their chores. "Does little billy want a new red bike??? We'll Santa is watching and if you don't power wash the deck, you are going to get coal in your stocking."
Is that fair? Absolutely! And i will milk the holidays for my kids starting in September.
What is not fair, however, is when you get older and you have no hope of good presents. For weeks, my family asked me what i wanted for the Holidays. I really had no idea...
So it came time, Christmas morning and present surrounding the tree. Its sad to say, i had a smile from ear to ear when i opened a box of that contained 12 pairs of adidas socks.
Are socks and underwear what i have to look forward to for the rest of my life?
I guess... Hand me the power washer... I'll work for a little more excitement next year.
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